oughtful

poems, photographs, prose
by matthew

november 18, 2006 (edited november 19, 2006) · tags: poetry

notes to self (how not to forget)

  • tie a brightly-coloured string tightly around your finger.
  • write it in capital letters on your hand. or your forehead.
  • mark a large circle in orange pylons.
  • lash it to an obtrusively long piece of plastic or wood.
  • carve with a penknife into the bark of a tree.
  • walk in snow or in mud, so your footprints will be visible.
  • tell everyone you meet.
  • install it in a small sealed bell jar, with water and tiny iridescent confetti. shake gently.
  • chip off a small piece and keep it with you, always.
  • urinate along the boundaries.
  • legally change your name to something that rhymes with it.
  • keep a poster-sized photograph folded in your wallet.
  • choose something memorable, such as your birthday or your mother's maiden name.
  • mint a commemorative coin.
  • make a note of nearby landmarks.
  • retrieve the black box from the wreckage. declare a day of mourning.
  • paint it bright pink, festoon it with balloons, and place it in the middle of the living room.
  • fall asleep with it roaring like a well-fed campfire in your head.
  • holding it at arm's length with a ridiculous grin on your face, have someone else take a photograph from a short distance away.
  • collect the autographs of all participants.
  • having taken careful measurements, build a scale model out of matchsticks and glue.
  • never wash out the stains.
  • leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind you.
  • without moving from the position in which you awaken, write everything down.
  • plant a maple sapling in the exact location.
  • on every anniversary send flowers, a card, and a large stuffed animal.
  • have your entire neighborhood install signs on their lawns.
  • touch nothing. cordon off the area and trace an outline in chalk. wear gloves.
  • build a shrine, a church, a memorial, a museum, a mausoleum, a cairn of stones.
  • make it a habit. make eye contact. make a list.

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